"Sometimes she mocks my velociraptor impression and it makes me really sad because I'm a good velociraptor."
Kinky sex doesn't normally involve taking away your partner's right to leave the house. This is Spousal Abuse 101.
But... even if it starts as consenting, the nature of the (physically enforced) dynamic essentially robs the subordinate of her power to decide, thus negating any notion of "consent".
This is the kind of thing that can only exist in the US South. Not the literal "prance team" concept, but just the way this all comes together. This is the sort of art form and "Southern rebellion" that gets passed over when you just look at voting statistics or make assumptions based on politicians and who appears to…
I told my BF I would agree to marry him, but only if he got extensive plastic surgery to make himself look like a cheetah. I feel like I'm being rather sensible and fair with my request (it's not like I'm asking him to move or get a new job or anything), but he keeps crying and complaining about "physical pain" and…
I love the word partner; I try to use it as much as possible, even though people give you funny looks if you use that term to describe your heterosexual mate.
Can we also talk about the fact that it's A HUGE FUCKING DEAL if a woman is uncomfortable changing her name to that of her husband's? The arguments for it are breathtakingly stupid and insane. Some I've heard, cause they all try to make it out like it's not sexist for me to somehow take my husband's name...
My family has a long standing joke that our dog is a Republican. The reasons being:
If you'd told me this was a fake site I would have believed you. The homepage is nothing but "Obama is destroying America!". Oh, but it's not all negative. There's a funny sock competition for Bush senior's birthday. And don't forget the Flag Day post which is just the National Anthem. That's it. No interviews, no…
THOSE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT JOKES DONT MAKE ANY SENSE THEY ARE JUST RANDOM LINES FROM THE SHOW ON TOP OF A PICTURE OF BARACK OBAMA
I actually have poor hearing, so all-caps helps me to understand my favorite internet blog articles.
NEWMAN!
He was born with a cleft palate and lip if I'm not mistaken, so... good job singling out something this asshat has no control over and focusing on that instead of his horrid stance on this issue.
I do not understand why ANYONE wants to touch a stranger's hair. I don't care what color you are. I have long, thick, curly hair (think Merida from Brave) and people try and touch it all the fucking time. I shudder at the idea of letting people pet hair as part of an exhibit.
Pot doesn't have any calories when you smoke it.
I've pretty much entirely discounted Roseanne's opinions since the whole "forcing trans women to use men's bathrooms/locker rooms" thing last year
Why do the writers on this site keep addressing their stories to the author of Harry Potter?