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@Drunk_Roseanne

"Why? I got yelled at by Roseanne."

Jesus. At least when she was being violently transphobic you could parse it.

And, when you think about it, isn't a man marrying a woman the real gay marriage? And that's already legal!

Maybe I missed it, but please give the names of the working comics you mentioned who told you to shut the fuck up/fall down stairs. Not because I don't believe you, but because we should know who's reacting that way...

Dudes themselves could solve this problem by just raping the mannequins.

You never had a crush on a teacher? Have you ever heard of teen idols like Justin Bieber, One Direction, or The Wanted? They make their money off of the fact that girls between 9-14 think they are soooooo cute, sooooo hot, and issue death threats to girls who date their crushes. These girls, who are younger than…

You see, an 11 year old knows that he's gay when he gets a magical visit from the Stork's bachelor pal, The Alternative Lifestyle Flamingo. First, he gives little homo Johnny a pair of adorable Marc Jacobs gabardine trousers and a copy of the original Broadway Cast Recording of Westside Story then, to complete the…

I was confused by it because for the longest time the medical sheets asked "Sex: Male or Female" and now it's "Gender: Male or Female." Was it to stop people from writing Yes to "Sex"? I've always considered 'sex' the biological and 'gender' to be the cultural constructed and/or chosen identity.** My proposed…

A real man has killed as many men in duels as he has bedded women, not any more or less.

I am sure I don't want to know what their theories on the hymen are!

A man is whatever holds the door, thus, my chunk of wood that is wedged underneath my door is a man. They grow up so fast.

I think it really also breaks down b/c, while logically women should be "choosy" about who they mate with, it's not known if pre-humans connected mating behavior with childbearing. It seems unlikely, and if the woman didn't KNOW sex could make her pregnant, what reason would she have to be "choosy" in partners? Why…

There are subjective biases even in hard sciences, though. But this is predicated on a large assumption that psychological behavior is biologically mandated, with little work done to prove that biological connection.

Yes, because you can make verifiable hypotheses in sociology and anthropology, but never in evolutionary psychology. There's just no way to observe the psychology of humanoids over the course of human evolution.

This is just a fancy way of saying "fuckhead"

Poor metaphor. The prodigal son left of his own accord. Dan Harmon was fired.

My white wife will be giving birth to our interracial baby. Wait until the racists hear about the interracial lesbian couple with the biracial baby! S/he is gonna be amazing and we're gonna be an amazing family. These people are growing to be more and more irrelevant. You can tell that by the fact that corporations…

I'm senior management and about as irreplaceable at my company as a person can be. If I treated the CEO's admin assistant like that I would likely lose my job. It's something you just don't do.