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What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

searched her patio on their hands and knees

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

My fondest memories of Rudy Ray Moore recordings was listening and then using shorthand words or phrases related to the albums that our parents didn’t know but would crack us up. Sitting around and using code for some pretty raunchy jokes right in front of your parents was a pretty hilarious experience. 

Unlike the six or seven-barred western weapons this weapon has an amazing eleven barrels.

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

**unfollows**

Man, here I thought I had to eat it raw.

“Science says red meat may not be so bad for you, after all. It’s still bad for the entire planet, though, so don’t get too excited.”

I’ll do a lot for the environment, but you’ll pry the juicy red cow flesh from my cold, dead hands.

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Ah, yes, the old rainbow flag operation.

“Feared for my life” excuse by cops needs to end. You consciously selected a profession where the element of danger is always present. You are trained to deal with that danger in a manner that separates you from the rank and file humans who would immediately give in to their base fears.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

Minis were getting too reliable.

I mean sure - if you count Grosjean punting Russell into the wall as a mechanical problem...

I’m actually ok with the fact I couldn’t tell the difference between two 90's Nissan beigeboxes.

It’s a time of upheaval and regime change, of GlassYost and Perezstrikeout.

Per Quinnipiac: