I’m fairly new to being an F1 fan, but why would catering to this particular whim of the Big 3 hinder the series signing off on the entire overhaul program for 2021? Are they not outvoted overall by the remaining seven teams? I know Ferrari specifically has some kind of +1 long-standing-team agreement (still don’t…

All of the sister sites should swap story roles just to fuck shit up some more. The Onion could stick to sports, and most of the stories are so ludicrous it would be hard to discern fact from fiction.

Oh it’s still there, they’ve just disabled comments because they’re spineless mutants.

If you use Chrome, there’s a browser extension that does it.

The Trojan Horse of the 21st Century.

I just tried to eat my screen. That brisket looks like a perfect cause of death.

I think it’s just the headline by the typical police-union-rimjobbing online blog that called him a criminal, not the mayor. Still, it’s defamatory toward a public official who is extremely not a criminal.

Ah, yes. The encouraging “he’s not paralyzed” tweet. Ain’t footbaw swell?

Turns out invoking monotheist gods hasn’t been great to people for the last couple millennia, either.

Thank fuck your name is already Trash.

THREE Safety Cars! In fifteen laps! Crazy night in Singapore.

You know what you did and you earned the star.

I actually am, those sound interesting as hell.

RM believed he was worth nearly half a million goddamn Euros a week. There should be some kind of clause that doesn’t allow a team to Bale on that kind of figure.

Speared it.

TIL that there is a player in the NBA named Admiral Schofield and that he is now my favorite of all of the basketball men.

“How have you lived this long?”

Oh mmm yes, how delicious. Fuck that guy the most.