Chances that Jez does a “Send us your dirt on Bernie” article is hovering around zero.

If you're referring to me and not the troll, seek ophthalmic care immediately.

Next up: LEGO space force

Oh you KNOW it is

making cars is easy in photoshop

What he did was cool and good, actually.

*sigh*

That’s why I passed on it.

/Leans over to Ash78: This post gives me a hard-on.

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I just died

Their you halve it. An other peace, wear the average, person demonstrates they’re inability, to, write, affectively. You’re points are valid, but still, its a shame to sea.

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

He didn’t say he wanted to kill himself.

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

It’s so obvious how staged this is. Even sadder when you realize he staged it to one-up Obama’s. 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?