finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

They’ll be back, invasive species that they are. The pigs, too.

He’s not as old as the fucking 53 year old DC United are apparently trotting out from the top picture, jesus h christ

No surprise that hate speech could be heard on the 88 radio.

“The plane banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated, then it banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated. This went on for three hours, over and over again, and even though it was very boring, I never thought anything was wrong.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Refusing a free shot of whiskey is the LEAST Irish thing ever.

Plus I can’t believe how many people are overlooking the obvious connection he had in the death of Jeffery Epstein:

That would require they remove the cognitive dissonance plank from the political platform, and that's a frickin' wrought iron I-beam down there.

y’know, one where there aren’t mass shootings every tuesday.

We’re an extremely violent, warlike people. We care more about money and appearances than human life. We delude ourselves into thinking otherwise because it’s more pleasant than admitting the truth.

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism”

There’s no reason to go to Indianapolis since they closed Charles Mulligan’s.

This reply is burfict.

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

Here’s the unedited version:

That was such a bad faith article. And now it looks even worse.

Joule thief!

As a Pirates fan, yes, the Pirates booth is an embarrassment, but, frankly, wouldn’t you be testy if you were Greg Brown?