Did a bit of data analysis on Diaz a couple of weeks back, and it seems like the big issue is that, like a lot of guys who throw hard sliders this year, he’s lost the ability to consistently command his slider (seemingly due to the new ball), which is leading to hanging sliders (which get crushed) and guys sitting on…

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

The floodgates opened up after that.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

So in this case the Islanders were the Brooklyn Nyets.

So if any of you were wondering what it would take for any free agent to choose to sign with a James Dolan team, the answer is for the other option to be the Islanders. 

What you do for a brain is scary

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

Cardboard man gets paid?

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

A vaccine was never mean to her father so they are still in the good column 

“in a very threatening kind of way,”

The pride shirts are better than the UFC’s WE ARE ALL JEW-JITSU passover shirts.

THEEEEEEEY

Insider’s look at the trade negotiations:

Cool, but at 10, I was already discovering the joy of “free soloing.”

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

I was hoping to actually see Brad Marchand have the life choked out of him, but will settle for the Bruins as a whole.