Then that makes you a dumb cunt.

Under the 86? That thing must be powered by the solar cell they use on calculators.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I like to think Blyleven was actually referring to all of Florida.

He, a Republican, definitely sees himself as tan.

What are you talking about, you could buy cars from LAZ, VAZ, GAZ, UAZ and ZAZ.

He looks like he’s got the chops to go to battle.

We have Finns for that

*sigh* Nobody gets me.

But think of all the free flatware and mini shampoo bottles you’ll get with “The Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag”.  That’s certainly worth the premium.

They're just pigeons. 

On the other hand it'd also be cool if you got hit by a rocket launcher.

Also, way to live up to the hype, Golden Company. The Houston Rockets watched and thought you were weak.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Call me when someone puts a goalie up on the rim, and then maybe I’ll cheer when uber-villain Kobe scores twenty and they’re not empty-netters.

The North Koreans can’t make it too easy for the imperialist scum.

I for one am just happy that a young american star will finally be going to an American team. Even if that team is probably the one in Newark.

“They say a wall is medieval—well, so is a wheel,” Pres. Trump says at meeting near southern border. “A wheel is older than a wall.”

It sure is a shame how our nations soldiers get treated once they get back from the battlefield.

But how many goals did Jesus score?