This!

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

He’s picturing the stadium 60 miles away from a very active volcano.

El Popo is scary as fuck, and has been really active recently. Don’t let that get in the way of your narrative though...

What’s this Dennis Smith shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Enes. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Enes. This bush league psyche-out stuff... laughable, man - ha ha!

J.J Hickson! Tyler Hansbrough! Carl Landry! Its a power forward retirement home!

+1 white Russian

Jared Sullinger! Brandon Bass! Von Wafer!!!

hmmmm chinese takeaway

After watching the video, my takeaway is that I’d rather have those two chinese fellas call a game than Reggie Miller.

I’m a Wings fan and am watching the Wings-Sabres game right now. I’d SOOO much rather be watching Pens-Oilers, though Eichel is fun to watch (as is Larkin). It’s like the league can’t help but shoot itself in the dick every time it gets the chance.

Well, of course the team won’t just lend a sympathetic ear.

It is hilarious that Lauren and Co. are dying for Brady to lose and he denied them at the death in the 4th quarter again.

The Deadspin Slack chat in the Super Bowl - when it was clear the Patriots would lose - is everything. All the Brady hate got flushed out in its most exultant, and was then silenced.

Today was just a…

My spouse and two children also had some, ya dingus!!!!!!

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

Can’t get any of iphone 6 case codes to work.

Can’t get any of iphone 6 case codes to work.

Not sure about the others but the code for iPhone 6plus does not work

Not sure about the others but the code for iPhone 6plus does not work

Is there another code for the iPhone 6 slim? Code provided is not working.

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My Boston accent reading is failing me today as I have no clue as to what this means but nevertheless I like it!

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.