Headhunting is written into the rules as expressly forbidden, non-consensual conduct, and is treated as criminal battery. Officers patrol the sidelines and made on-field arrests.

“Baltimore wants “two young, controllable starting pitchers”....The Orioles are reportedly being “aggressive”...” Jesus, will these people never learn?

The draw will come when the big money-grab fights run their course, and the rankings and belts hold some meaning again. When the structure of who is fighting for the title is restored to a respectable order, then people will buy pay-per-views to see title fights, as well as fights between people moving up in the…

You’re really stretching for this one

I believe “Chinamen” is the preferred nomenclature

To say that he’s “New England Hank Hill” is ridiculous. That’s obviously Cotton Hill.

I actually groaned out loud when I got this

Haha oh my apologies, I was asking for my own usage...

“ so I just tossed them with some cumin and smoked paprika and garlic powder and salt and they came out crispy and delicious and I served them with a little rice and they were super duper satisfying”

Unrelated to cumin, but is the phrase “served them with” appropriate when its just you eating by yourself, in your…

Wait, you can EAT coconut oil? This whole time I’ve been using it for....well...something else

Alternative view:
that berry is fine, you just have small hands

Oh man, I spent way too long trying to figure this out too, and I’m from Boston... sometimes the whole proper spelling this does more harm than good!

Thank you for this. I couldn’t agree more. This is a massive middle finger from supporters of both parties, and the elitists couldn’t see it coming.

“But before we can build a pizza joint on Mars, people will need a whole lot of other things, including but not limited to clean and usable water, a space habitat capable of withstanding Martian environments, some kind of transport, and presumably some more people to eat there.”

That’s the cannibalistic, sci-fi turn I…

“People are afraid to tell their doctors the truth because of the social stigma surrounding cigarette use, and because they’re afraid to admit to themselves that they’re engaging in an extremely risky health habit. What’s more, patients may be hiding their habit from their families (who often share a GP) or their…

Shaggydog. After he realizes during a critical point in the battle that the Umbers have betrayed him (Braveheart style, like when Longshanks sends the Irish to the front and they hug it out like long lost cousins) Shaggydog is going to be revealed and is going to eat him alive.

That would be awesome, but I feel like they have spent way too much time building up the "Ramsey gets hunted down and eaten by a direwolf" plotline. It would be a truly fitting end.

"Unsurprisingly, the younger players are more adept at Tinder. Cavaliers center Timofey Mozgov is not one of them"

“Absurdly easy" seems a little bit of an exaggeration. I mean, I can't be the only one who never realized Humpty Dumpty was a platypus egg, right?

"With exceptions maybe once every generation, you cannot win without a franchise QB."