Pirates to the World Series! (I know, I know ...)

The standard is the standard...

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I want to get on this list. I’m not a professor but I work at a University.

MAGA

Paul Allen agrees. He was into that whole “Yale Thing.”

Used to work in the marketing/communications department for a private, Catholic university in Irving, Texas. Wages were pretty good (better than I was making at The Dallas Morning News), but the honeypot for higher-ed jobs is the way they will try and comp you for other things (classes, MBAs, etc.).
Now the major…

Nearly soiled myself. Thanks for that.

“If I had your record, I’d be fucking fired. Fuck you.”

he is an associate prof for the Ag. Department.

His mugshot is priceless. It’s basically “I’m drunk and I’m right.”

And it’s not just The Imperial March, or the theme music, or only the famous pieces. The Asteroid Field, the whole freaking Battle of Endor, Leia/Han’s theme from Empire, the Force leitmotif (dun duuuuuun dun DUN dun DUN dun DUUUUUUUN), it’s all excellent.

While visiting my father in law on Sanibel Island, FL, I had to scour 2 Ace Hardware to replace the pull chain on his ceiling fan. Dude lives in a $750K condo on a private beach, and made me replace the $4 part. Fuck those things.

In my memory, he played in exactly one game: that Super Bowl for the Cowboys.

Fuck that guy.

Yeah, me too. That’s why I have to scream it at the top of my lungs every time I say it, which is, incidentally, never.

I prefer Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala

Neil O’Donnell

Your description of that dish made me ill. I am so sorry.

Cool. Let’s play Hold ‘Em sometime. So, my 3 deuces beat your 3 aces? Sounds great.