doesnt his performance in Real Genius settle this once and for all. He was the king of the douchebags.

My favorite is that they’re on a 1-34 run. I don’t think anybody will ever pull that off again. And they’re keeping their coach (who is only 1-31). Phenomenal.

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

Always the real thing. Always in the fridge. And ALWAYS slightly heated up and served in a small ceramic jug purchased specifically for this purpose.

You make so much sense on everything else I just don’t understand how you could be so wrong about freezer vodka. How else am I supposed to make drinks that are 50/50 vodka and mixer, cold as fuck because warm vodka tastes like hobo piss, but not diluted in 3 minutes?

Mrs. Buttersworth goes in the pantry because she knows what she did.

I’m the opposite... I like the cold ketchup with warm fries thing. But yes, anything other than Heinz can fuck right off.

This is the most conflicted I’ve ever been over a post. Syrup: good take. Heinz: good take. Leaving ketchup *out* of the fridge YOU SICK FUCK.

Apparently that’s only for whole-hog maple syrup, not AJ or Mrs. Butterworth’s or whatever.

Damn. There goes the Department of Education.

Aaand DeVos is confirmed.

Yes

It’s awful but

I said it before, but I’ll say it again since this prick will be confirmed.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Blows my mind how an NFL coach, in a nail biter playoff game, has only one time out left when the opposing team takes possession of the ball with 2:30 left and you need a stop to have a chance for a winning FG.

Andy Reid doesn’t have timeouts to waste on concussions. He has to save them to waste on incompetence.

Too much Iron City. And the alcohol probably didn’t help, either.

Oh man, Bellator is the worst. Should change their name to CTE Fighting Championship.

He told his barber he was sick of looking like an asshole.