Cool, bro. Cool. Just ranked second most livable city in US behind Honolulu. But your shithole is better? Good luck with that. 

A few things:

But, I wear a Steelers visor to games at the beginning of the season. I’m not a fucking tool. Oh, wait...

As a holder of a doctorate (in math; I know, yuck), I can tell you that no one that is taken seriously uses both “Dr.” and either “M.D.” or “Ph.D.” I personally don’t use any titles. My students call me by my first name, usually.

Mathematically speaking, a straw has 1 hole. How many holes does a circle have? One, of course. A straw is just the Cartesian product of a circle and an interval [0, x], where x is the length of the straw.

New Orleans is not shit. My wife & I go there twice a year, at least. Together 6+ years been there 13 times. Heading down on Thursday for St. Patrick’s Day/Wife’s 40th. Looking to buy a condo in the Quarter either this year or next. F you.

At our university, students are commonly referred to at “stakeholders”. What the fuck.

Nah. As I said, your quote of the show is correct. Their pronunciation of the PM is bad. Also, their “explanation” of the Pythagorean Theorem in an episode is really bad. But, it was given by Homer, so maybe it was on purpose...

Now that place blows. No bigger sausage party in South Side. And I grew up down there, bought my own home on Sarah Street, and lived there until 10 years ago. Moved to USC to escape the weekend nonsense.

I used to love Jack’s. Now that:

Love The Simpsons, and their references are usually spot on. Your quote from the show is correct, but their reference is not. The former PM is Lord Palmerston, not “Palmerstone”.

I’ll just leave this here from Pittsburgh:

They run $12 a pair, but worth every penny. I never shill for any company, but these things are unbelievable. Most comfortable sock ever. Look em up, try one pair. You won’t regret it.

Bombas. All day. I’ve turned over my entire sock drawer to Bombas, at about $500 over the last year. Well worth it. I have about 40 pairs, not one hole. You won’t regret it.

Your non-voiceover take on Blade Runner couldn’t be more wrong. That is the only acceptable version.

Fun fact: While a war correspondent, Berman took the famous photo of a dead Mussolini + mistress.

The famous Tittle (hehe) photo is by Morris Berman of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Your credit is off. My dad has that photo, signed by Berman and Tittle, hanging in his den. He was at that game as a 17 year old, at Pitt Stadium.

My snowbird father-in-law ordered one of these Teslas in white for his 2 1\2 year old granddaughter before he heads back to Florida. It’ll be here in mid-November, so that’ll be her Xmas gift from her grandfather. Not sure how I feel about it. We live in an upscale suburb of Pittsburgh, but I would definitely consider…

My snowbird father-in-law ordered one of these Teslas in white for his 2 1\2 year old granddaughter before he heads…

My Italian mother-in-law, one generation off the boat, makes what she calls “meatrolls” when she makes meatball sandwiches, for the exact reason Drew describes. Her regular meatballs are fantastic, but these sandwiches are heavenly. It’s like eating a meatball-dog.

I’ve always heard them called “slots” for some reason. Drums and slots.