I’m sure you’re a fine, upstanding human being, but you couldn’t be more wrong with this take.

Wife & I have been together 5+ years, and we go to New Orleans twice a year for long weekends (leaving next Thursday). Talking to a cab driver on the way to the Quarter from the airport, he says that The Big Easy name comes from the jazz musicians back in the day, as it was really easy to find work there. Most people…

Judging from the replies so far, I don’t think anyone is getting the point of this post.

Wife and I visit New Orleans frequently. Napoleon House on Chartres was apparently set up just for this purpose.

I’m a Republican (still voted for Hillary) constituent of Toomey from suburban Pittsburgh that needed his help. Late 2015, a negligent substitute postal worker destroyed our front storm door. After going round and round with the USPS producing zero results, my wife and I decided to contact our US Senators. Sen. Casey…

I’m 6'7", size 15 shoe. My natural gait easily supports two steps at a time. I frequently walk up the 5 floors from the basement of the Cathedral of Learning to get to my classroom. Students always take the elevator. Lazy fucks.

I’ve lived the majority of my life in Pittsburgh. Yinzers would rather stab themselves in the eye than use anything but the hometown favorite. When you point out that it hasn’t been made here in years, you get the usual quizzical look. They also mock and fear science. Heinz ketchup (what the fuck is catsup?)…

When I first met my wife 6 years ago, I was horrified to see that she left the butter on the counter in a covered butter dish. After about 4 years, I came around. Pretty convenient. Always having soft, warm butter? Yes please. And since our 2-year old eats toast with butter every morning, it’s not out for, like, a…

We have some very good, nationally ranked pizza joints (Fiori’s (best by a mile), Mineo’s, Beto’s, etc). But, being a Steelers & Pirates (glutton for punishment) season ticket holder my entire life, I can attest that the pizza at every venue here is absolute trash. The grease soaked box has better flavor.

Thanks. I’ve actually done it many times. It’s a timing thing, after all. My wife didn’t mean to try and sabotage me. I handed her the $300 when I won. I’m a smart man...

Here’s the thing: last year, me being 41, and MT-PO was a game right in my prime. I had a bet, with 3 of my best friends, at $100 each, that I could run the game without ever being touched. My wife and kids thought this was the dumbest thing ever. But they love Stinger on NES, so what do they know? For full…

We’ve always celebrated both (Mom’s side is Ukrainian) Extra gifts! Wooooooo!

I look at my 2 year old princess, and I apologize to her all of the time. Daddy probably could’ve done a bit more to try and save your future. But, you’re fucked, my baby. I’m sorry.

In fact, one of the department secretaries looked him up on Rate My Professor. The recent comments were appalling. Students said things like “Don’t mention that you’re a Democrat. He’ll call you a Communist and tell you he doesn’t respect you.” The chairperson tried to talk to him about it, but all kept saying in…

I’m a full professor of mathematics at a large public research university in PA. I talked briefly about the election both before and after. I never mention my agenda (social liberal, fiscal conservative). But, holy fuck, professors in poli sci, history, rhetoric, routinely talk about these matters.

What’s with all of the asterisks this week? Did BIG PUNCTUATION finally get to you?

Of all of the horrendous things in this video, the worst might be the portrait view.

I’m a registered Republican in PA, but haven’t voted GOP for President since 1992. I wasn’t going to vote for either candidate yesterday, just down-ballot. But, the night before, looking at my 1 1/2-year old reading her book, I just couldn’t do it to her. I voted for Hillary. Last night, my wife and I shed a tear;…

I’m sure that the frequent trips to McDonalds were *all* for Donald...

Looks like a Kordell Stewart or Santonio Holmes jersey. Either way, it’s not a good look. One was a QB flameout train wreck, and the other thought weed was more important than football. (See, Bell, L.)