Cubs winning the World Series would be the worst thing ever and there’s not a close 2nd.

I remember when I was a teenager. I would always get recruited to help my Dad on home repair and maintenance related projects. But I never really got to help. He just had me hold shit. So, it totally sucked.

I too studied Olde English but only 40 oz at a time.

My experience has been that most people that complain about not being free to say or display offensive things because of the PC police generally fall into one of three categories:

Just distract baby!

Jay Cutler has zero chill.

“That’s God setting it up,” Wilson said, “to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special.”

Remember when this game was an event and not just a sneak preview of the Champs Sports Bowl?

And if they don’t you can always go back to rooting for the Cowboys like you used to.

“Take a lap band.”

OMG it looks like the white version of welvian the great

Looks like Beaker

I’m so sorry you never had a chance to read Ralph H. Wiley. He was the ESPN.com writer that should have received Simmons’ accolades until he passed suddenly in 2004

“the NFL’s refusal to adequately protect its players or even acknowledge the sport’s lasting hazards in pursuit of profit; the league’s dismissive treatment of women; the herky-jerky tediousness of the sport itself; the nigh-universal corruption of the pundits and reporters who cover it;”

No shit. Believe me, the league needs SERIOUS fucking reform, but if you don’t like it, then why the fuck are you writing about it?

I don’t have a racist bone in my body, never have.

I don’t get why they’re even compared. Houston is in Texas. Dallas is Oklahoma.

Your terrible taste in things extends to sports and not just rap. Good to know.

SRV! Just a pure, fantastic talent.