You might not be a racist, but you are a weapons-grade asshole...

Chris Christie is really going hard to prove his fandom...

As for Dallas, it remains our worst major city—a Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse fashioned into an entire metropolis. Dallas is Ebola, unofficial segregation, strip club ribeyes, highway ramps, bank buildings, and asshole country clubs. I’ve been to Dallas three times in the past calendar year and I swear I wish I had been…

You know your LSU football, my friend. Right on all points. I'm gonna have a good cry now...

Word to everything you said. But if they win the FA cup, all is forgiven.

Please allow me to extol the virtues off Roomba. It works very well and your vacuuming days are over. Let me put it this way-Would you pay $400 to never vacuum again? Of course you would! That’s what happens when you let this robot do an everyday chore for you

Please allow me to extol the virtues off Roomba. It works very well and your vacuuming days are over. Let me put it…

I went to Lamar. It’s amazing how bad those schools have gotten and how quickly it happened. go Redskins, er, Texans!

You the real MVP...

Ahhh, skeet, skeet, skeet...

You the real MVP...

None of these cats really wanna drop them thangs. That being said, I'm liking this Jones fella more and more...

Them dudes is fucked up-And I love to see it. They deserve to let it all hang out. Good for them

You the real MVP

Fish a straight up gangsta...

You beat me to it. I was there. He had no intentions of making that block...

Good, but not good enough. Something similar should be on screen for every pitch of every game. National AND local broadcasts. We need to know where the pitch was-Not where the umpire thinks it was...

Reads like something he (or she) heard the old man mutter

Nice to meet you, fellow Iron! That night completely rewired my sports brain and I couldn't be more grateful for the experience. The only thing I can compare it to in American sports is college football-mainly because of the age of the sport itself and the fierce rivalries. All I could think of As I took it all in was…

Word. I went to a League Cup Match in October 2010 and had one of the best sports experiences of my life. Took the train there and back, bought a ticket at the box office had drinks at the Boleyn Pub (where they had a helpful sigh on the door stating that "Visiting supporters are not welcome") and met some nice…

You the real MVP...