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See I disagree with the notion that Lee is turning the narrative back away from cops killing black people. My point was that we can and should talk about both. Spike is trying to bring light to the fact that at the end of the day, we are also killing each other. I completely disagree with the line about “we’re the…

Your not necessarily wrong Greg, but neither is Spike. I can’t stand Spike Lee for many reasons, but asking us to stop killing each other and asking law enforcement to stop killing us aren’t mutually exclusive. Yes people know that hundreds of kids in Chicago are being gunned down by gang violence. Yes that’s the…

Ohhhh, you’re an attorney, that explains a lot.

Please. Blood Bath and Beyond is the greatest fake metal band name of all time. ALL TIME.

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.

mama said knock you out

Whatever. I bet he’s doin cocaine.

I’m sorry, he’s an idiot. He blocked Logano. It was the first race of that round, so second would have been a good finish but he made a choice and blocked. Maybe Logano could have handled it differently, but he had the faster car. For the next two races he made excuses, “he brake-check me going into pit lane”, “his…

I’ll agree it was a textbook, clean pass JJ made.

Wonder how much the bounty was...

Never retire the Emmitt Smith bit. In fact, if you end up on your arse out of work, I’ll donate $2 a month to you to write me a Emmitt Smith bit every week.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

True, but... it’s still 5 posts on known angry person on sucky team being angry that his team’s sucky. When you cover a broad array of stories you have to figure people are going to poke at that.

I’m no lip reader, but I think he said something like this

Why is Randle taking a shit on the field?

After hitting the haple77 7ideline guy in the head, Kaepernick offered a meager “I tried to warn ya’ll the 7torm was coming and you just said I was being in7en7itive.”

Brick killed a guy.

Cubs gonna Cub.