That wasn’t the Dream Shake, despite what the announcers claim.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Which band’s fans are furthest from that band’s image?

I think he specifically said after you don’t have anything important to do. It was not across the board 5pm. Camping, grilling, football watching, nothing to do ness that you described, all fits in his description.

Cory - What? What is wrong with this man? Recently, I attended the wedding of a very good friend from college. All of our buddies went. Most of us are doing well enough that we could afford our own rooms, but we all thought, fuck it, they wives and girlfriends aren’t here, let’s get 3 rooms for 10 people and just act…

Is Blake Griffin going to box Chandler Parsons out of the driveway?

“attempting to conceal himself and a black firearm in a nearby plant.”

“Why didn’t you just go to law school and become a judge like I did, Arthur? I mean, it’s a pretty simple solution...”

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At some point, when does he admit that his career is Finnished?

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?

I would buy fireworks ... but am not allowed to. Freaking women.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

his twitter game is flalas.

Race relations are much more important than women’s soccer. In fact, just about everything you can think of is more important than women’s soccer.

I mean, he’s not wrong.

There is no khaki fetish porn.

So what the fuck was up with Fox cutting away from Speith’s speech so some fancy pants foreigner could spew some bullshit in the middle of the fairway? The perfect ending on an absurd telecast.