“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

I thought we got rid of that Kony asshole back in 2012.

Close, but I think Mark Jackson’s ex-girlfriend just took her clothes off for money. Unless we’re counting the champagne room.

When LeBron wins: G.O.A.T! BETTER THAN JORDAN! BETTER THAN KOBE! BEST PLAYER ON THE PLANET!

The Warriors are so good, they've already announced they'll be solving California's drought crisis by bringing the city of Cleveland's tears back with them.

“Contracting the Milwaukee Bucks” sounds like a horrific diagnosis the doctor would hit you with.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

This is exactly the type of situation that Donald Sterling would never find himself in.

Rich white man shocked to learn his money doesn't instantly turn black woman into a sycophant, contemplates legal action

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

Isn’t there a pic of Gronk motorboating these?

They hate Kaep for using the flood to promote himself, but worship Stevie Ray. What hypocrites, or worse.

7hit 7torm is coming!

Well, I mean, maybe he literally plans on coming into town, killing multiple people and causing millions of dollars in damage...I think it’s nice of him to warn everyone ahead of time.

He asked me to put together something for him to listen to. Would a greatest-hits album do this trick, or is this a cop out?

Barstool Sports?

It worked for Delonte West tho...

Not cool threatening to hit a woman, Cardale.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Pretty bold for a guy playing in the Eastern Conference.