“My husband can’t throw these people under the bus and catch them at the same time!”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Flip-R-Kelly

If only he had shit on ESPN instead. We could have called him Deadspin the Dolphin.

If you’re gonna do all black, do black helmets.

The sign clearly said “No Smoking.” Cutler was just being a prick, as usual, he totally deserved it.

People who claim announcer biases shouldn’t be allowed to watch sports.

The one time the height chart would have been nice to have in the mugshot background. Jeez.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

What a fucking embarrassment. Bunch of childish theater. But ya...it’s “part of the game” blah blah blah.

Don’t watch much Chopped, huh?

Fish a straight up gangsta...

But was it with his pimp hand?

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

Once I realized I lived in the 21st century and there was this thing called TV, I realized I did not have to live like an animal and go to sporting events, be miserable and get gouged on top of that, and could stay at home and watch said events in the comfort of my home should I so desire.

Why the hell do people bother going to live sporting events anymore?

Attending a sporting event: always a bad idea.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

this shit should be shunned — people like you perpetuate these horrible stereotypes of Black people and there culture because you think you're hip or something —- the song sucks the video sucks the message sucks - everything fucking sucks—

if you cant see the regression, i dont know what to say.

hip hop always had all sorts of themes, narratives. I never saw wrong what say, NWA was doing, because as chuck d would say, hip hop is the black cnn. hip hop now is the uncle tom worldstar. there isnt a fine fucking line between talking about crime and…