Aahhhhhh  dont worry too much about it.  The NHL was able to have a whole conference named after some sort of semi-royal Cetacean, as I recall 

“Kraft messed up big. He will now pay the price for it.”

Can I go now?

Which is bad

Thanks for the reply. What you describe makes a lot of sense. You’re original post was spot on, as well. In Canadian law schools one gets inundated with the horrors of runaway punitive damages in American tort law......honestly, it’s often from practicing professors who always came across a bit envious of the…

This plumbing of different 20th Century decades for nostalgia purposes is really out of hand. I thought the 80s and 90s was bad but I’m not prepared for the 1940s. Damn hiplers. Also, Lion Poster? I picture this:

I agree with your outrage. That being said, unless your only motivation for immediately slapping a, no doubt horribly underfunded, public school district with a lawsuit was to scare them in to firing those responsible, that’s a dick move. Considering the heinous nature of these “awards”, they’d probably settle, but I…

It does make sense from a legal perspective, as you mentioned, but the most jarring example is killing a child. They have no income so, it's pretty much free. I think the courts in Canada have decided the life of a kid is worth 32k. Again it makes logical sense but holy shit. 

He also has a $2 million buy-out, which he is 100 percent going to exercise. Pretty much untradeable due to that.

Snowballs should be reserved for mascots 

All parents do.

Bah! Who fucking cares? Let me know when Zit Remedy releases their long-awaited sophomore EP.

Uuuummmmmm, I’m pretty sure she was just quoting Rorschach because it’s a pretty badass line. Also, “emotional preparedness”? Really? I think I lack the emphatic awareness to intellectually capacitate your cromulent theories of governance. Boooooooo.

Pretty sure you mean pillow case. 

You are very angry and it seems like you are lashing out at imaginary enemies. I mean c'mon, these fuckos don’t have any women in their lives.

He'll always be Richard Bachman to me

Ahhhh. You’ve been watching too much Law and Order, Tom Dunne Duune. 

Hey, I’m not nitpicking and I am completely convinced that the situation is fucked and underfunded. That being said, it seems like the linked PDF suggests that 12 cases is an acceptable caseload for full time investigators and, currently, they are working at 10 and still only investigating roughly 17 percent of cases.…

The lne “I guess he won’t be going to the hat convention in July.” Is one of the best things a sentient being has ever created.

I think my costume perfectly balanced creepy, sexy, funny, and offensive. Guy who died of autoerotic asphyxiation.q