Goinalon, I want to buy your rock. Also, I’m so behind the times on cool drugs in prison. I mean, if I went, I’d definitely be out of place and generally uncool

Did you invent the piano key necktie?!??

Balls Sore

This is a nice positive oddity for a good but not great player who id always remembered for a freak knee injury that occurred while jumping on home plate to celebrate a walk-off grand slam. An injury that seriously derailed a promising career for awhile.

Saquatch looks like Dr.  Ian Malcolm-Howlett. Gamma powered life, uuhhhh, finds a way.

maybe back in his drinking days. side note; Robert Mueller looks like “Hang ‘em high” Jack McCoy.

No it’s the real McCoy

ok. that’s both the worst/truest thing ever and the best possible reply to my comment. never change.

and fuck the next person who might have really needed to use that bathroom but couldn’t due to your truly heroic actions. That guy was a total ass; you aren’t much better here. 

i don’t know man. This whole story seems fake and designed to cause controversy. I mean,really, a vindictive burning bush impregnated a virgin and gave birth to a carpenter????? who then was killed via carpentry?

Ahhh Bill Buckner. Pretty good career but became a punchline because he was left in a game he had no logical reason to be in considering his age and injury. Of course, people always forget that 15 or so years prior, when he still went by William Buckner, he once threatened to punch Noam Chomsky in the face during a…

I once borrowed skis for a race. I came out of the bindings at gate four and retired to the hot tub with a joint and the others who dnf’d. It was a moral victory.

What the fuck? Is this a US thing? In Canada if you text a landline, a robot voice reads it out. It costs 10 cents but that robot will say anything. ANYTHING!

Great! Going to galleries/museums drunk is awesome, especially, if like me, you aren't normally that emotionally affected by visual media. For example, watching the clip of Dumbo's Mom swinging him through the bars brought tears to my eyes at an animation exhibit after downing a bottle of vodka. Also, you won't get…

During the broadcast they said they were gonna score it a W for Bumgarner, which I think they can do if the scorer thinks he "deserves it" outside of the set rules for awarding wins. Did that not happen?

Rocky is a cougar.

Reusable cadavers became the new currency.