I join the chorus of people saying they hope this is made up, but... I have dated guys who were just that self centered. Too many of them too. Every single one of them was a giant walking:

He falsified his research so RDU-90 could be approved and Devlin MacGregor could give you Provasic.

My go-to videos when I’m feeling down is either the Succulent Chinese Meal/Democracy Manifest clip, the new glasses/probably misses his old glasses scene from the Simpsons, the John Cheever bit from Seinfeld or any of the Franklin stuff from Arrested Development.

I’m not sure I agree. Pininfarina are (historically) masters of their craft, but the byproduct of being a third-party design house is that often their designs lose the spirit of the brand. The OG XJ220 is so Jaguar from the flowing lines to, yes, the excessive overhangs and length (and even the Rover 200 taillights!)…

Not that this has anything to do with anything, but in the first sentence you’re describing hide-and-seek. Sardines is where one person hides, and the person who finds them hides with them, until almost all the players are crammed into a tiny space (like sardines) with the last few searching around. Game ends when the …

Rambeaux would have been better.

Actually, I think this guy holds the record for the oldest sperm impregnation:

Gacy didn’t kill women my man. 

Can I interest you in a Pit of Ultimate Darkness?

I’m seeing double here! Eight postings of a Don Winslow’s Cartel series article!

The same!

The series contains potassium benzoate

“If you aren’t first to Mt Doom, you’re last!” ~ Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

He looks like if George Lucas ate George RR Martin.

is this the first time the NHL has suspended an entire team?

It’s been way too long since I looked at IIED, pretty much flushed that from my brain after the bar, but in my dealings with school districts, the only way I’ve found to get their attention is through a civil action. I know nothing about schools in Wisconsin and how underfunded they are, but my goal wouldn’t be to…

That and Portland hit about a thousand curls at the FT line. Sometimes you tip your chapeau and go play the next game.

I love Dale. Can’t remember a time I disagreed with him. I do wonder if part of the reason the system is broken is the way the NFL typically recycles coaches. There is a racial aspect to it, but there are so many second and third and forth chances for NFL coaches on top of nepotism so I think its a larger issue than…

Wasn’t this pud JUST invited to the Deadspin awards like a month ago? 

The First Amendment only protects you from the government, not from a private employer.