It does make sense from a legal perspective, as you mentioned, but the most jarring example is killing a child. They have no income so, it's pretty much free. I think the courts in Canada have decided the life of a kid is worth 32k. Again it makes logical sense but holy shit. 

He also has a $2 million buy-out, which he is 100 percent going to exercise. Pretty much untradeable due to that.

Snowballs should be reserved for mascots 

All parents do.

Bah! Who fucking cares? Let me know when Zit Remedy releases their long-awaited sophomore EP.

Uuuummmmmm, I’m pretty sure she was just quoting Rorschach because it’s a pretty badass line. Also, “emotional preparedness”? Really? I think I lack the emphatic awareness to intellectually capacitate your cromulent theories of governance. Boooooooo.

Pretty sure you mean pillow case. 

You are very angry and it seems like you are lashing out at imaginary enemies. I mean c'mon, these fuckos don’t have any women in their lives.

He'll always be Richard Bachman to me

Hey, I’m not nitpicking and I am completely convinced that the situation is fucked and underfunded. That being said, it seems like the linked PDF suggests that 12 cases is an acceptable caseload for full time investigators and, currently, they are working at 10 and still only investigating roughly 17 percent of cases.…

I think my costume perfectly balanced creepy, sexy, funny, and offensive. Guy who died of autoerotic asphyxiation.q

Goinalon, I want to buy your rock. Also, I’m so behind the times on cool drugs in prison. I mean, if I went, I’d definitely be out of place and generally uncool

Did you invent the piano key necktie?!??

Balls Sore

This is a nice positive oddity for a good but not great player who id always remembered for a freak knee injury that occurred while jumping on home plate to celebrate a walk-off grand slam. An injury that seriously derailed a promising career for awhile.

maybe back in his drinking days. side note; Robert Mueller looks like “Hang ‘em high” Jack McCoy.

No it’s the real McCoy

ok. that’s both the worst/truest thing ever and the best possible reply to my comment. never change.

and fuck the next person who might have really needed to use that bathroom but couldn’t due to your truly heroic actions. That guy was a total ass; you aren’t much better here. 

i don’t know man. This whole story seems fake and designed to cause controversy. I mean,really, a vindictive burning bush impregnated a virgin and gave birth to a carpenter????? who then was killed via carpentry?