Ahhh Bill Buckner. Pretty good career but became a punchline because he was left in a game he had no logical reason to be in considering his age and injury. Of course, people always forget that 15 or so years prior, when he still went by William Buckner, he once threatened to punch Noam Chomsky in the face during a…

I once borrowed skis for a race. I came out of the bindings at gate four and retired to the hot tub with a joint and the others who dnf’d. It was a moral victory.

What the fuck? Is this a US thing? In Canada if you text a landline, a robot voice reads it out. It costs 10 cents but that robot will say anything. ANYTHING!

During the broadcast they said they were gonna score it a W for Bumgarner, which I think they can do if the scorer thinks he "deserves it" outside of the set rules for awarding wins. Did that not happen?

Rocky is a cougar.