Because you die after eating three of them.

Indeed.

It’s a shame he’s too old to get him in the MMA ring legitimately. He’s claimed to be able to beat anyone on the planet but even a mid-level MMA fighter would have him pooping his pants (again) in no time.

Heresy!

I just found out about these a week or so ago. I don’t suffer from anxiety (well, no more than everyone on the planet does), but it still sounds super comfy and nice. I’m thinking of buying the silicone beads and making one for myself. Ok, asking my wife to make one for me. I haven’t sat at a sewing machine since 7th…

I just found out about these a week or so ago. I don’t suffer from anxiety (well, no more than everyone on the…

I’ll take anything I can get to convince people not to eat at Chipotle.

The risk is that you’d be eating Chipotle. Aside from the highly publicized contamination issues they’ve had (that’s three links, bt-dubs), Chipotle is mediocre Mexican food at best.

Haha thanks!

You should have called a priest for that possession thing.

Stranger Things 2: Even Strangerer Things

Push?

No one can convince me that’s not what it’s called.

I fly Southwest almost exclusively. If I find out I’m about to board a flight with live music I am changing my flight. It’s free up until 10 minutes before takeoff. This is the worst idea.

My guess is the dad was on drugs or something. The giggling, the crawling... sounds like he’d taken something.

Whoah. Mine got featured! Lots of creepy ones this year. Can’t wait for all the reaction gifs.

Some foods are worth the risk. Chipotle isn’t.

How are we not doing phrasing!?

How about “We all know a few douchebags who ruin the Rick & Morty fanbase for the rest of us. If you aren’t one of those people, here’s something for you to enjoy. If you are one of those people, go home, hang up the fedora, shave the neck beard, and squash your nuts in a vice.”

I’m really looking forward to their series of articles on “Why telling your children ‘I Love You’ makes you a bad parent” and “10 stupid things idiots like you are doing to offend .003% of the people you meet at 7-11.” So wonderful!

Jokes on them. I don’t go to the gym. Sedentary4Lyfe