I demand pics of your adorable Tinyzard.

Not on Jezebel there isn’t.

Truth be told, I didn’t. I made it up. But is sounds like a thing, right?

For a while we had a night vision IP camera in the twins’ room so we could check on them with our phones/laptops. One time I pulled up the feed and both of them were just staring straight at the camera. EVERYTHING looks creepier in night vision.

Boo! (fade up the Marvin Gaye)

Yeah it creeps me out when they do that. Luckily our new baby always looks you straight in the eyes before she smiles.

Sentence? No. Repetitive 20-minute ramble about things they know I already know because we literally JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS, KAREN? Yes.

Shared weirdness is good weirdness.

Yeah. That’s pretty much how I reacted.

Yeah it was... WEIRD. I don’t know that we ever settled on any non-paranormal explanation for the babies being entirely under their fitted sheets. I could see maybe one baby rolling over and over, bunching up the sheet until the elastic snapped it over him. MAYBE that could happen. But both babies, only once, and in…

I work with a lot of women and a few men. The women seem to interrupt or talk over me far more than the men do. They also do this thing where they’ll keep talking even if I already know what they’re trying to say. I call it “ovaryxplaining.”

So if the difference between condescension and mansplaining is motive rather than the action, how do you accurately judge someone’s motive?

He went onto explained that a woman that he assume was my mom came into his room and spoke to him, demanding that he got with her.

I wrote about a different creepy thing last year that happened in this same house, but I can’t find that post anymore (Thanks, Kinja!). Anyway, here’s another one that happened about a year before that other one.

No. It means Trump DOESN’T EVEN EXIST. Here on the outside we live in a post-scarcity utopia where everyone works hard toward common goals of prosperity, peace, and mutual understanding. Life has never been better. Food is plentiful, global warming isn’t a thing, and the mandatory lottery for fight-to-the-death…

I hate it when people write an essay in response to a throwaway comment. Or worse, a joke!

Paintball guns have dual hair triggers and no slide mechanism to speak of. The action on a paintball gun isn’t even comparable to an actual gun, which is why it can achieve those rates of fire with “walking the trigger.” But even paintball fields and tournaments limit rate of fire!

The Rock walks in.

I remember laughing at that one as a kid. Time makes fools of us all, it seems.

I had never heard of this game until now. For some reason it’s appealing to the same part of my brain that obsessed over FTL. Probably the ability to pause the action and still give commands is what brought that up for me, but it looks gorgeous and I will follow this game with great interest.