I’ve never used it either. I’ve never used any sort of sleep aid or sedative before, to be honest.

That’s really weird, but there must be dozens of different types of voting booths out there so you probably just got one of the few that doesn’t print an actual paper ballot.

That chip card doesn’t store your vote. It’s only used to authorize the machine and tell it who’s voting.

Of all the things we’ve written you got me with the thought of “Senator Ivanka Trump.” I doff my hat to you.

This may not work for everyone, but it’s worked for me numerous times: Whenever I identify a fear that affects my life I confront it head-on. I had a terrible TERRIBLE fear of the dark as a kid that actually continued into my late teenage years. Turning off lights to go to bed was a panic-inducing experience every…

Came here to say this. Well done.

I honestly believe he didn’t want to win. He wanted to lose in a narrow race, which would have allowed him to claim a rigged election and energize his base, which would then transfer over into paying subscribers to his upcoming news/entertainment outlet. Now that he’s won he realizes he has to at least pretend to do…

Every four years we get this sort of thing from one side or the other. “If their candidate wins, it’s all over. America is no more. Their ideas will end our freedoms and possibly endanger our lives.” Democrats do it when a Republican is elected, and Republicans do it when a Democrat is elected. I fell prey to that…

I haven’t washed a coffee mug in 31 years. My trick? I don’t drink coffee.

You’re thinking of the 50th amendment that mandated all the stop sign holders at road construction sights be stripper-pole certified. The 51st amendment was one of only 6 in history to pass with universal support, and all it took was a personal visit from President Lothaire “Brains” Gregson to each state’s governor.

That was repealed by the 51st amendment under the administration of President Gregson. Have you forgotten his moving speech? “Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains...” Truly a pioneer of tolerance and inclusivity.

To be eligible for the presidency you must have been born in the United States, which is true. What, then, is the definition of “born” if not the beginning of life? I submit that Optimus Prime’s death and subsequent resurrection qualifies as birth and, thus, would permit his running as VP.

I still maintain that the study cited has nothing in it to disprove that a spike in sugar will affect behavior. Do you have another study you’d like to put forward to support the idea that a “sugar high” or “sugar rush” doesn’t exist? I can’t find any that specifically address short-term spikes in sugar intake, but…

That’s why I’m voting Weird Al/Optimus Prime for president.

Yeah, but is it ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS? You fascists and your hatred of Mother Gaia disgust me. What’s another $180 when it will literally save the entire PLANET? /s

Yeah, but is it ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS? You fascists and your hatred of Mother Gaia disgust me. What’s another…

Father of twins here. We had our twins happily fitting into our 2013 Hyundai Elantra until they were 3. We bought a van because we were planning on another kid and knew we needed more space. And yes, they were on the left and right.

He’s a city fish.

Also, I responded above to the commenter who posted the link to the report that linked to the study, but I’ll repost my reply here:

After having read that study top to bottom I find only one thing wrong with it being mentioned here, and that is the fact that they were testing for diets high in sugar over three three-week periods with one of those periods being the control (placebo) test. The idea behind most of the stories of kids going crazy from…

I know you won’t believe me, but it’s a different kind of hyper. My kids were, very literally, BOUNCING off the walls. It was unusual behavior from them, which is what prompted the text to my wife remarking on it. Also, I’m left in sole charge of my kids for an entire day at a time no less than twice a week because my…