Can their "reality TV" show be far behind?

TIL that the average Bentley owner is a millionaire while the average Bugatti owner is a Billionaire. Meanwhile, the average American retiree drives a 10 year old car or walks to the bus stop where he/she can chat with the neighbor who is holding down 3 minimum wage jobs to feed the kids and keep them under one roof.

We're raising generations of humans who think manipulation is the highest form of social interaction. Does Congress really have seats for that many?

Ignorance is bliss. She looks very happy.

What's wrong with the lady? Did a tadpole go up her jeans?

One thing's for sure, I'll never buy a POS like that, what with it being held together with duct tape and with that awful paint job and panels that don't even come close to meeting.

What, no love for the similar Toyota Venza? Why is that?

Like AWD SUV's, high payload-rated light pickup trucks are primarily sales gimmicks for suburbanites. Sure, they sell a lot of them, but most end up hogging the local freeways with at most a mom, kids and dog in them. And no, where I live we don't have snow or even much rain so the AWD is wasted. Some folks are slaves…

So Apple consulted the Mayo Clinic? What in hell does a condiment manufacturer know about medicine?

A friend's mom once baked anise cookies and when we stopped by, asked if we'd like some "anus cookies." I wonder if this is the same mom.

OMG That Nigerian cabinet officer that is emailing everyone about the $300M inheritance was telling the truth after all! She musta' answered his email. How barbaric of the IRS to withhold her tax refund!

Same thing happened to me at a similar age but we were going through the midwest at the time and one just taking off from a base nearby flew overhead. The noise was deafening and you could feel the drumming in your chest from all that air being flailed overhead.

Modern military hardware is in and of itself political. Hard to talk about one without the other.

I was thinking that it was stolen from the son of the local political boss to get that kind of a rise out of the local cops. Alternately, the pastry chef owned it, but owed the political boss's son some Rubles. Take your pick, its Russia.

Pardon my ignorance, but I've always wondered what the difference was between Jetta and Golf in drivers' terms as well as mechanical. It seems a bit of a gray area since cars are sometimes described as one, then said to be the other under the skin. No I'm not trolling, I just never knew.

Nothing exceeds like excess.

My favorite way to board the plane is one they have not tried yet, in which passengers with annoying kids board first and then the rest of us get to board free-style, to seats hopefully as far away as possible from the kiddie circuses.

I had to write them a nasty note complaining that they are not in my town yet. Maledizione!

Is Yelp a Koch brothers enterprise, or something?

I do miss the Ole' Hoover.