Nah, that's just an overgrown chemtrail tank...

The "Department of State Air Wing?" Wait till Fox News gets a hold of this one and demands a Congressional Investigation into why Clinton did not use her Personal Air Wing to drop bombs on Beghazi.

Watch the Perfumed Prince of an Air Force General Officer who signed off on this, retire into a cushy corporate gig as a lobbyist for ATAC.

Perfect time to play "Ballad of the Edmund Fitzgerald" for the watchstanders.

The Military-Industrial Complex just partnered with the Educational-Indoctrination Complex. But remember this: Smart Bombs are not the same as Bombing Smart.

I know married couples that could not answer those questions about each other after years of marriage.

Never underestimate the resourcefulness of the average grunt seeking someway/where to dump the (real or perceived) useless gear he does not wish to have to lug around.

Public tax-supported school? Put everyone in uniforms. Uniform uniforms. End of problem.

They can do that, and more. I had one that could open American-style round doorknobs with ease. He did not want to be left alone in any room, ever.

I'm an old TBS gamer but this is my first RPG and I'm loving it. 239 Hours into it and still only 21% into the achievements and far from finished. It is a banquet of exciting discoveries and shocking (sometimes literally) surprises. Treat yourself to this game, you won't regret it, though your family may come to…

DHS: The Department In Search of a Mission - Any Mission

Joan Rivers long ago crossed that wide divide between being funny and being pathetic.

Years ago I bought a used Audi wagon and spent $800 + (a lot at the time) for an extended warranty for it. Over the next three years, the insurance paid for over $5K in repairs to that car due to various failures and needed replacements, with zero deductible for me. Loved the car, adored the warranty.

A friend bought it for me to try out after I voiced skepticism about it being yet another RTS clickfest for kids hyped up on energy drinks. Well, having tried it a bit, I can say it is different, but still plays way too fast. Other than pause, there is no way to dial down the speed of the game, which to me seems like…

Thank you for giving me good reason to never buy a GM product.

I didn't like it when it came out and I like it even less now. But thanks for helping me waste another 10 minutes remembering how crappy it was.

I've long suspected that those furious in outrage over imagined slights are usually secretly guilty of even worse offenses that they won't acknowledge.

Finally, a game for the crowd like those who take selfies at funerals.

"it was a result of miscommunication between two staff members during the clearing and closing process of the center."

An actual (and old) Soviet era Russian joke went something like this: a man saves his money for years and finally has enough to buy his Volga sedan. He dashes down to the dealer with his hard earned Rubles, only to be told that while they are happy to take his money, he will have to wait for his car to be delivered…