I played 20 minutes of Paradox’s new city builder, Surviving Mars, at E3. The demo showed off different phases of planet colonization, from early moments establishing a livable area to later on, when I had multiple inhabited domes to work with. The game draws on real-world science and seems complex. If, however, you…

Great, that also destroys the resale value of my Xbox One S in case I want to actually trade up for a Scorpio.

Fuck. It's already July.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

"Mod turns Military Sim into Halo", would be a more applicable title.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

I love Wikipedia.

3 teams were basically tied for 4th, and it went to the conference champs. Not too difficult.

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

Their Christmas video was easily their worst. The second half was the family rapping what they did all year. Spoiler alert: none of it involved a bleach cocktail.

You forgot about Bungie's attention to being a dick:

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The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction…

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

Now THAT was a trailer. I cannot wait to get my hands on this!

To be fair, sir, you seem a bit old to still be in school with this kid.

Oh, this only looks impressive because he's doing it in a manner that is far harder and more aesthetically pleasing than the normal, also difficult and aesthetically pleasing way. One of the greatest in-game dunkers of all time used to do something similar—though infrequently—from time to time.

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.