I can't be the only one.

Nintendo wisely sidestepped this whole issue at the Wii U launch by simply not having anything to put in their console. Hey-ooo!!!!

The "family member" part is thanking the family of the MS employee.

Highly incomplete article. There are two types of 529 plans: prepaid and savings. Prepaid (managed by the institution and covers tuition only) locks you into institution but freezes the tuition at a current level (not always the case). Savings plan does not lock you into any specific state or institution (though…

That'll show 'em!

id rather use one of the MAAAAANY cloud services than a super tiny thing ill lose. and id rather my phone looks better, and is thinner than those with 100 ports on them.

I was about to post something snarky about this article (like "How to Get the New iOS 7 and Remove Everything New!"), but then decided that there was enough snarkiness on the Internet. So here's a picture of the baby panda at the National Zoo.

WHO THE HELL!!??

Some would call that glass half-full, and some would call it half-empty, but I prefer to call it a La Russa Shot Glass.