I didn’t realize the 2k20 in the title was the expiration date.

The legs are identical to the usual character depiction.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

Another alternative, if you want to say thanks without coming off as weird is to write a note to the manager.  There’s a risk the manager wouldn’t share the note with K but even if they don’t, you’re still giving kudos without coming across as creepy.  If they do share it, bonus.  Now K knows you both appreciate her…

Yeah, I think Salty’s recommendation of “Thanks for making me feel so welcome here at K’s Bar.” is about perfect.

You may enjoy learning that the couple purchased a used SUV. Savings!

Ya think they’ll stay on at 6,599 mph?

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Awesome!

Steelers fans like him again now

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Seconded on the hitting on bartenders bit.

Also to get more free drinks in the future, tip on the amount you would’ve paid had you not gotten the drink for free.

To be fair “ you can do anything “ can include “head of a totalitarian ,Lawful Evil, Empire”

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

I’m tired of these racist ass white people claiming they can no longer support Orange Foolius because he proved to be too racist. Bitch what? All that other racist shit he was talking was just what? Not really racist? All of those racist ass Dolt 45 voters can go fuck themselves. If they’re claiming they changed their…

Everyone is missing the most important part of this article - How do I get on Kevin’s walking tour of Chinatown? Also, are kids welcome?

Wait. How can she cry without her eye?