geekymitch
geekymitch
10/3/19
11:23 AM
86

If he didn’t deserve to be impeached before, he does now. Posting a Nickelback video is indisputably a high crime, and needs swift and severe punishment.

10/1/19
1:48 PM
5

My retired friends were gloating today that they will be hitting the beach down the Jersey shore tomorrow. Fucking olds.

10/1/19
1:11 PM
10

In Texas we haven’t seen rain since.... July, and we’re still in the high 90s.. Usually we’ve dropped to the mid 80s and start getting storms this time of year. Seems like EVERYTHING is dying, plant wise.. We’re slowing gonna become more arid I think.. and by Texas I mean Dallas.

10/1/19
12:48 PM
38

I’m in Philly and it’s supposed to be 93 tomorrow. Ninety three. In October.  Next week we’re supposed to see weather in the 60's and 70's.  A couple weeks ago I was wearing a jacket a couple days during the week.  At this rate we’ll be wearing shorts at Christmas.  Distinct seasons are no more.  

10/1/19
12:40 PM
36

I woke up today to 36 in Seattle, and there is already snow over the passes.

9/30/19
12:27 PM
405

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd. Read more

9/30/19
9:32 AM
187

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

9/27/19
12:07 PM
37

Another alternative, if you want to say thanks without coming off as weird is to write a note to the manager.  There’s a risk the manager wouldn’t share the note with K but even if they don’t, you’re still giving kudos without coming across as creepy.  If they do share it, bonus.  Now K knows you both appreciate her Read more

9/27/19
11:39 AM
54

Yeah, I think Salty’s recommendation of “Thanks for making me feel so welcome here at K’s Bar.” is about perfect. Read more

9/11/19
6:22 PM
63

You may enjoy learning that the couple purchased a used SUV. Savings!

9/11/19
4:02 PM
2

Ya think they’ll stay on at 6,599 mph?

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9/8/19
7:32 PM
1.7K

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

9/6/19
11:24 AM
6

Also to get more free drinks in the future, tip on the amount you would’ve paid had you not gotten the drink for free.