All I want to know is where the command is to make your character say that their mom’s name is Martha when they go up against Batman, leading to victory as the latter inevitably becomes best friends with his opponent?

It may not appeal to hipster tech journalists, but I could see my mom being able to make use of the Drop In feature to more easily check in on my 90 year old grandfather who has limited mobility due to Parkinson’s and can have a difficult time doing something as simple as picking up a cordless phone to answer a call…

LMAOOOO yeah. I travel light, what can I say? I really do fit everything into my one personal item. Oh we going on a 10-day vacation? Get ready to see me in the same damn outfit every day.

So it would be acceptable for me to say “I don’t understand why black people rob convenience stores,” because, of course, I don’t mean ALL BLACK PEOPLE NO EXCEPTIONS. Right?

Says super racist thing followed immediately by racism accusations in a case that no one was claiming had anything to do with race.

Kids are shit. They throw tantrums and the “Dead Weight” maneuver is a powerful classic. I was dragged down many hallways many times between kindergarten and grade 2.

There are enough…

As a white person raised by white people I can promise you a lot of us treat our own kids like shit too.

Well, Blaine is a pain.

And that is the truth.

The Long Walk, Rage, Roadwork, and especially Apt Pupil are fucking brutal (and awesome!). I’m glad I still have a paperback with Rage in it (since he pulled it after too many school shootings). The Running Man as well... very, very dark, bleak, and fantastic.

I wish I’d listened to him when he said “stop reading now, you won’t like the ending”...

Good call. Considering the number of books and the years it took to get there, I don’t have enough words to describe how bad the ending is. “Bullshit cop-out” is a good start.

To be fair, he told you to stop reading.

Interesting. I’ve never had that error before, but I’ve had other interesting errors with SmartSwitch so I’m not surprised.

Well, for some of these people 4 star accommodations are life-threatening...

Well if it was good enough for Thurston Howell the III and Lovey it was good enough for these rich losers.

The fact that he’s using a picture of a chill pig hanging out with people as evidence... like are you serious? That, and how hard is it to get a Coleman gas grill and make grilled cheese sandwiches, I bet no one would be bitching if they were grilled.

Yea, I mean, obviously they got boned. I’m not arguing that. But when your idea of being “screwed” is still getting to lounge on a beach with crystal clear water and piggies swimming around I can’t feel all that bad for you. They were fed, sheltered, and in no immediate danger.

knowingly charged attendees thousands of dollars to be “stranded on a remote island” with “little more than bread and a slice of cheese.”

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really long because you have to constantly go over the same spots. Just use a real razor.

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really…

I get that this is to make your car like the movie cars, but you can knock off the tints, the in car entertainment system, the nitrous oxide, carbon fiber seats, the lighting kit, the "aerodynamic body kit," and the custom paint. Save yourself over 20K and have a very respectable fast car that isn't just a show car…