geekycop
Geekycop
geekycop

BM = Pilot pooping.

Good. Everything listed in this article will (hopefully) lead to better racing.

Lamborghini Countach Replica. Based on god-knows-what donor chassis. Found in a non-descript Indian suburb, laying next to some garbage and a few other abandoned cars. Not aware if it’s still sitting there.

burnout?  I thought it was burning coolant.

Here’s what was wrong with the Prowler:

I cannot understand what goes through people’s heads when they steal from things like this. If I found this in the woods in pristine condition, stealing parts off from it wouldn’t even cross my minds.

Dude, that Plymouth is a million times cooler than whatever the lexus thing is.

Fair enough. I can certainly get behind the "no boring cars" ethos. 

You mean like California having rolling blackouts by fucking design!? Oh yeah and the forest management strategy being forest fires every summer. Talk to me about failed states.

or CAN you

Probably a simple air pressure sensor.

Not sure why you are taking it political. The government is generally shit at logistics and Afghanistan is a current example. If you are taking offense to this its probably because you know its fucked up too and feel that your political party of choice holds a portion of the culpability.  Whatever the case I would

“Driving Instructor Simulator 2021 Edition”

Or to cut you off.

Yeah, everything you just said is pure conjecture. I drive a stock coupe and I’ve hit speedbumps while driving at the appropriate speed and slowing down ahead of time.

To be fair on this one, the second you put on your blinker, there’s always some asshat a mile away who then speeds up to pretend to be cut off.

I’ll take “Texting while driving for $800,” Alex.

Bonus question: Can we talk about Maxwell Smart’s cars from Get Smart?

Sam Raimi’s Delta 88 has been in more movies than some A-list actors. It’s always fun to keep an eye out for it in his films.

The Charger in Bullitt. The Mustang gets all of the glory from that movie, but that Charger deserved more recognition.