Paint it light blue and yellow for the test sessions.  F1 probably won’t like it but what the hey.

4th Gear: Trading oil for electric in the long run is really trading one massive environmental problem—global warming—for a different massive enviromnental problem—battery waste & large scale mining. The shift basically does need to happen so that, like, Florida can continue to exist, but the rhetoric that electric…

Seriously

Nope

Nope

Civic type R? The guy said he wanted something grown up looking - and not FWD.  So why not pick something that fails on both counts....

Steve Urkel and his Isetta

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

Calling a paramedic or EMT “ambulance driver” is like calling a RN “wheelchair driver”.

You think thats good? You should watch me navigate around the constant subscribe to our newsletter popups on this website.

This would be the fastest way to get fired at our agency. Sirens make most drivers lock up and make poor decisions, slow down and pull right isn’t as prevalent as it should be.

Or a whale.

If there’s one thing you don’t want to blow up, it’s train cars full of shit. 

I’ll probably get roasted, but I never cared for American Top Gear. Some bits here and there were funny/entertaining, but overall, it wasn’t good. Not sure I’d call it the worst though.

I used to be all about flipping people off if they tailgated me or cut me off, etc. Now I just let things roll because in the last 30-ish years since I got my license road rage has gone from getting the bird back at you to this kind of shit. Ain’t worth it. Let the other idiot think they win - at least you can walk…

Vacuum lines... Shudder.... 

The 1996 Ford Probe was starting to get the styling right, right before Ford killed it.

You might as well be speaking Klingon.

Ah, Freemen on the Land. These fuckers are annoying. Up here in Alberta, you run into them as soon as you leave a city centre. My friend is a County Patrol Officer. He’s a traffic cop for rural roads, investigates property crimes in the county, and settles/intervenes in property disputes and complaints between…