Dick Halloran from "The Shining" FTW

BRING BACK VIRGILBAG!

Kid, if you wanted to know what it's like to play for the Astros, you gotta suck balls, not lick 'em

After making his first save of the game, the Portuguese goaltender pantomimed eating salted cod, and paving many, many roads.

+1 reason

FastCanoe

Tracy Chapman looks weird in that hat.

Is America still a thing?

They're rentals. #hertzworldproblems

Laugh Out Loud!

this was an unexpected bit of illumination about water patterns in Brazil.

american supporters are just straight-up abandoning their vehicles and walking the rest of the way.

Why'd the guy give it away? There's still plenty of meat on that ball. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato...Baby you got a stew going!

This is essentially every hockey coach I have ever played under, from about 4 years old to 20. And most times, the rants and epithets were delivered with slight notes of beer and cigarette halitosis.

"Very unlike a Serb to concede anything...BOOYA!"

I certainly hope the umpire replied "Concede the point? You've got to be djoking."

"Finally. This is great.......................................................ummm.................................raspberries."

Too good. Not enough love for this comment.

"I guess any part of the body is up for eating"

I see a pattern emerging with Uruguayan National Teams

Jesus had it on Twitter first.