Still not as bad as when the Expos held "Curtis Pride Name That Tune Night" back in 2001.

More like Rope-a-dope Solo amirite?

Nearly any burger chain blows In N Out out of the water.

In-N-Out is the 16th-largest burger chain. The map only includes the top seven. If you want to see your precious fucking In-N-Out, click on the link and see the map for it, you lazy dullard.

I guess you don't really get how this works

Hilton-Salomon is still the most watched American Snatch in history.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN C/O Deadspin:

It sounds like jackhammers, swearing, and whistling at women. I hear it everyday.

I fucking hate that chant

Speaking of bones. Joe Theismann? Ya, he sure boned his way out of Suzy Kolber's good graces.

Chew also contributes to receding gum lines, which I'm all for, considering I've been waiting to buy this pack of Hubba Bubba for the better part of an hour.

Jeremy spoke in Manaus today.

A Nazi went unreprimanded in South America? Color me shocked.

If he's an idiot and a Nazi, shouldn't he have invaded the field in, or at least against, Russia?

HH= Heil Hitler. SS=Schutzstaffel. CC=Conferenzcentrum.

Considering how relaxed he looks in those pictures, I sort of wonder how he even got that stress fracture in the first place.

People really hate Tom.

Tom Ley opens bags of chips with Scissors

The next season of True Detective will attempt to solve how Tom Ley was able to lose his virginity (presupposing it has occurred).

Why couldn't God take Tom Ley and leave Tony Gwynn with us?