After making his first save of the game, the Portuguese goaltender pantomimed eating salted cod, and paving many, many roads.

Tracy Chapman looks weird in that hat.

Is America still a thing?

This is essentially every hockey coach I have ever played under, from about 4 years old to 20. And most times, the rants and epithets were delivered with slight notes of beer and cigarette halitosis.

"Very unlike a Serb to concede anything...BOOYA!"

"Finally. This is great.......................................................ummm.................................raspberries."

That happens all over the globe.

yes, and only Brazil. Nowhere else on the planet do fan brawls happen. Ever.

The Freddy Kruger fan club still has some wrinkles to iron out apparently.

More like Rope-a-dope Solo amirite?

Hilton-Salomon is still the most watched American Snatch in history.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN C/O Deadspin:

It sounds like jackhammers, swearing, and whistling at women. I hear it everyday.

Speaking of bones. Joe Theismann? Ya, he sure boned his way out of Suzy Kolber's good graces.

You won't see Canada in the World Cup because no one can muster the interest.

Still better than a ball from Josh Hamilton.

Totally agree. My buddy put me on to Colombian TV in high school. EVERYTHING sounds better on Colombian TV. Is 'Colombian TV' still slang for coke?

Vladimir Konstantinov's penis just moved.