A confused kid rock is about to shoot a nun.

I’m sure the local prison chapter of neo nazis will welcome Sai Varshith Kandula with open arms.

I think that all some of them want is someone to be an asshole to the people they hate.

Peak Uncle Ruckus energy.

That thing looks like a Hummer H3T made out of lego.

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

The problem with straight people is all the technicalities! Isn’t Nick Cannon still technically a “bachelor” even with his 11(?) kids?

“The man who wants to the next leader of the free world has never fucked.” Now there’s a bold fresh platform to run on.

So he’s an Evangelical politician who’s still a “bachelor” at 46 and knows so little about women and their bodies that he’d still never even seen a vagina at 30 and he thinks a pregnancy lasts 52 weeks? Mmmkay. 

Och, she’ll take ye places, innit?

Grifters gonna grift. He knows he’s got no shot at winning so he’ll collect his 30 shekels and then drift off somewhere. 

i think  many of his supporters love him because he makes his enemies so angry.

i work with people who have dementia.  he doesn’t have dementia.  he is an asshole.  big difference.

I know it’s like one of those glitches in a video games that keeps giving you loot over and over.

The average Trump voter should care whether he is of sound mind, shares their morals and is working on behalf of America, but by all appearances they do not care.

Have fun suing him. It's a great cash cow as he'll never stop. 

If she gets the first 5 mill, she can play with house money.

next in the news, crazed Black Wolf driver shoots passenger.

That, and Jesus Christ...how can a woman actually suffering through hyperemesis (by all accounts, a hell that makes plain old morning sickness look pleasant) NOT understand how other women might feel like they can’t face going through a pregnancy? These assholes have empathy only with themselves.

Easiest breadcrumb to follow: Who bought the dip?