It’s a stupid thing to say because he’s trying to prove he’s not racist by mentioning a trip through Africa as though racists haven’t been traveling through and fucking with Africans for centuries. 

And “so desperately failed US”? Not only passively describing what he did, but then centering himself as the victim here is ... something.

You equate feeling “uncomfortable” with “I hope this person doesn’t lash out at me violently while I’m trapped in a moving underground, sealed, aluminum can?”

Wild shit...The rare “I have a lot of black friends by map coordinates” curveball excuse!

“It’s tragic what happened to him.”

So you’re saying I failed to offer an adequate list of options?

People who think about such things planned ahead for a future (currently our present) when a large percentage of the population aged out of the workforce without adequate numbers to replace them.

Did he really do the speech wearing sunglasses, as if BU was giving an honorary doctorate to the world’s lamest Blues Brother?

“You can’t choose the people you work with.”

Zaslav and Chris Licht will be fiddling as CNN (and other Warner platforms) burn.

Except nobody was having her out giving commencement speeches like that’d be the best of all possible ideas. 

“I am the ghost of Christmas past: I see you eating Chinese food and going out for a movie; actually that’s pretty much what the other two ghosts see as well”.

Relevant to every article about another tone deaf and ignorant CEO:

Somehow he looks even more like a corporate ghoul while giving the speech than in the header image.

*chef’s kiss*

“fuck you, you piece of shit” (never change, Boston)

The kids are alright.

Hell yeah. I may be powerless to stop him from forcing the decline of HBO Max (ugh, I mean, Max), but this is heartening.

Nobody asked for this. It is stupid.