Easy, just drive it across the border. Read more
So...like walk through a Walmart or something?
Nigel told me to tell you to get over it already.
I’m concerned for this middle-aged, chain-smoker. He probably should have been too.
I want one of these. Read more
Just because it gets hard again doesn’t make the memories of hearing “is it in?” go away.
Volleyball accident. Read more
For arguments sake, what should one do if they already have eyes filled with hand sanitizer? Read more
He also threw Meg Ryan into a volcano. Read more
[shits on comment]
Binky. Binky Binky Binky Binky... Read more
Or just be lumped in with them.
This “movement” blew its wad on the 6th. Everyone ready to do something did it that day. Read more
First, sarcasm tags are for simple minds. Read more
My grandfather fought in WWII. The only story he ever told was about the time he got a few days of liberty and went to a USO show. Ann Sheridan smiled at him. Read more
I didn’t question your viewpoint. I questioned the unyielding, unending, monotonous delivery of your viewpoint. It feels like a cry for help. Read more
I won’t let you shit in my cheerios. I’m encouraging you not to shit in yours either. Read more
One thing that is noticeable here at jalopnik.com is that you’re always the first to comment on EV posts. Also, always complaining. Read more
You seem hellbent. Enjoy not enjoying things I guess.