Gadzooks! Look at that trail-rated beast.

If only there were a way...

I didn’t have any idea what masturbation was the first time I did it. I figured it out on my own.

Add a third person.

Only one of those things might happen.

Updating older novels to market them to a modern audience isn’t new or even controversial.

He asked while standing next to a large fire fueled by copies of Superfudge.

If I lied to a grand jury it would ruin my life (which is why I wouldn’t even consider doing it.) For cops, it is just another tuesday.

Loving trump requires having long lost shit.

There are worse options.

The New York Times could just stop using twitter.

Actors don't want to fight. They want to act like they're fighting.

First texting, next I won’t be able to cook crystal meth while driving.

Easily the most annoying comment posted here. Go back to stuffing pumpkins up your butt!

After some testing I can certainly tell you it is not made of ham.

https://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/d/mc-kean-1962-el-corvair-custom-conv/7603498439.html

Stole on of these in my hometown as a teenager. It was hollow fiberglass, but still heavy as hell.

This is like the catholic church switching back to latin mass to drum up more business.

Nissan Murano.

Bray your honkeyshines elsewhere, fucking troll.