Guess what brought me here today!

When you hit publish TK minutes too early.

All of this was true. Was.

Yes!!!1!

Will these be the same robot solutions that currently aren’t flipping my burgers either?

I just watched the video. My main takeaway is a fear that YouTube will recommend more like it.

The woke mob won’t let you have any fun these days. Might as well move to Stalin's Russia. I’m so mad I want to punch a drag queen.

Thank you for addressing my serious complaint. 

You dismissed my comment because it was too similar to your own published sociopathy.

Such a Bob move.

How many tennis balls can you fit inside?

I also won’t care about others until I receive clear evidence that all of the other eight billion humans care about me first.

You need help. Professional help.

If only he had done this sooner. I sold my PS2 a decade and a half ago.

You better hope you don’t get wrapped up into my home invasion Instagram.

The overwhelming majority of gun owners are irresponsible idiots.

Promoting your own comments is some real pathetic narcissism.

Liquidate and retire.

Reworking old work is lucrative.