The turducken drive system we have all been waiting for.

Gibbles Red Hot are the bomb.

This JoAnn Fabrics is run by the Yakuza?

Threatening boycotts and threatening violence are wildly different things. It is pathetic that you cannot see that (calling you pathetic was not a violet act.)

I’ve seen Chopping Mall.

Cheaper than all of these yakuza tattoos I got. Talk about a mistake. Especially cutting off this finger.

I already crapped myself. The video was nerve-wracking. 

Let me get my will in order.

I want to buy up a fleet of used Camrys and set up a series of challenges for this man. Flipping a Camry in a car wash?? Big deal.

For $33,000 you could be the next person to drop a new engine in it!

Setting up a VPN that convinces the internet that I’m from Louisiana is about to be my new humiliation kink.

The smart and Civic were about the same price.

You want quirky?

Ages ago I was carefully driving my rear wheel drive truck on slick roads. I was making careful choices to maintain traction.

Understood. My point stands.

Except they already did small economical EV’s and nobody bought them.

I want a Citroën Ami.

That'll show your arschloch.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

Hospital bedhead or artfully tousled?