You can’t even annihilate your family properly. Fucking loser. Go be the biggest loser in prison, assclown.

He pleaded guilty to “unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor” in a California court.

I imagine the airline will bill the estate for a full engine rebuild. 

That table has seen some circle jerks.

I live in America.

When I went to basic training there was a class on how to brush your teeth. Seriously. 

A timely response.

A Citroën Ami would meet my needs (which do not include highways, semi trucks and 70 MPH), is dirt cheap, and actually exists. For half that target price.

...glorified golf cart.

Is exhausting better?

You have convinced me.

Most gun owners are irresponsible idiots.

Look on the bright side...

Failing to fly on Southwest is only slightly worse than successfully flying on Southwest.

That is the same reason I don't have any kids.

Thank you for confirming what I said.

Thank you for confirming what I said.

My EV Jag might be imaginary, but at least it has paint.

It was a British thing.

This is the car I want to convert to EV, but not this one. There is a cheap claptrap with a blown V12 out there somewhere.