...in front of his 10-year-old daughter...

Sure, I guess water works too.

Well...I’ve dug up their corpses.

Every kitchen needs a urinal.

I want to have sex with that car....what!?

Staring up at a prison hospital ceiling for months on end. Nothing to keep him company except a noisy, flickering florescent light.

I’m sure David O. Russell was nothing but a level-headed professional when she worked with him.

Bronco Berry on jalapeño poppers was my go to back when I could eat filth like that without dying.

Surreptitiously implanted 5G microchip take the wheel!

You convinced me.

That Watchmen quote is derived from an earlier story from the 1820s about The Great Grimaldi.

Give. It. To. Me. 

“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

“But Doctor...I Am Pagliacci!”

Just put one of these in the “driver” seat. So festive.

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To mundane for a pimpmobile.