Taint that a kick in the johnson.

Christopher Nolan set off a nuke near Tonga last December.

No kidding!

That thing will really class up my mechanic's shop.

Have you been getting my voicemails about joining my cult church? No it is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense again.

ER doctors regularly remove coke bottles and and candlesticks. Butt plugs being more available may solve that.

Does society reward that these days?

When did I ever insult you, baby dick?

Never teach a pig to sing.

As I’m sure that was an appropriate response in your head.

That’s a shame.

...why wrap it in contempt?

Running.

I sincerly hope you grow to realize how stupid this comment is.

My buddy says you smell like soup.

Just because you’re not a blabbermouth doesn’t mean they didn’t have a blabbermouth problem.

Delores in the detailing bay on a stack of shop towels. I was young. She knew stuff.

Yeah...

Move fast and break things.

Will it adequately hide my thunder?