I knew a guy with a double asshole. He needed a special toilet seat.

Especially the part about ritual combat.

King Tampax the First (brought to you by Coinbase)

You didn’t just waste my time with that question. You wasted dick_run_claire’s time too.

Time to start using Florida toll roads to start drawing penises.

Methamphetamine enthusiasts seem to have all switched to stealing cats. To the point I feel like I could (almost) leave the bicycle lock at home.

If coppers carried swords I would have been more polite during the shore leave incident.

Bishop Lamor Whitehead is a scammer.

Still hungry after lunch?

After reviewing this high definition footage, I have concluded that she may not sail again.

A useless cunt.

A lot of potential buyers are too busy dying in a foreign country. 

Testicle joke.

Neither of them are invited into my home either. They know what they did.

Not a Corvette.

Can we stop hearing all of the boring gossip this film has produced now?

In a 1980s style music montage.

I still remember the first time I encountered a troll being shitty online. It was about 25 years ago. I wondered if I was going to ever encounter that sort of behavior again.