Idaho is just acres of Bigfoot shit.

Maybe a big bill like that will convince her to slow down.

The obvious answer to your reasonable observation is to question your patriotism. Maybe imply that you’re a godless communist.

That is what I did to Larry.

This is cooler because I can drive it to the grocery store.

I wish I knew what this said.

The cheapest new Club Car EV I found was about $12,000.

smart fourtwo Electric Drive MSRP: $23,900.

The joke makes no logical sense. I’m not offended by that.

Nobody buys $4,760 new cars here either.

Sell that here in America (not just the convertible) and you won't be able to build them fast enough.

That “sports sedan” is more boring than water-flavored oatmeal.

The library.

Despite previous reports it has come to our attention that there is no such thing as Baltimore.

I want to see him pulling big smokey burnouts in The Beast.

I’ll wear my moth-eaten tweed while wheelin’.

Walking 20 minutes in the blazing hot summer TX sun? Uh, no, thanks.

Would I buy a 2012 EV today? Probably not.

Finally!

Machines never let me down.